Chapter 336: White-haired Girl’s Change of Heart! (Please follow)
Chapter 336: White-haired Girl’s Change of Heart! (Please follow)
Chapter 336: Chapter 336: White-haired Girl’s Change of Heart! (Please follow)Saved by a guy she had known for less than half a day, Huangfu Xiangling felt all kinds of complicated emotions and thought it was truly unbelievable that Xiao Ye could be willing to sacrifice himself to save her.
*She couldn’t believe it, but Xiao Ye had really been swallowed by the Demon Beast.*
This kind of selfless bravery, risking one’s life to help another, violently clashed with her stereotypical view of men as cold and heartless.
The voluptuous but pure Ziran glanced at the slack-jawed Huangfu Xiangling and nodded, saying, "Nice, the plan worked really well,"
"But if we’re putting on a show, we gotta go all the way. It’s our turn on stage." Aunt Yun, the glamorous goddess, said with a chuckle,
The two of them sashayed over with their enchanting figures, appearing right by Huangfu Xiangling’s side and managed to steady her as she flew backward through the air.
Huangfu Xiangling was overjoyed, her pretty face full of urgency as she said, "Master, Aunt Yun, Xiao Ye got swallowed by the Demon Beast. Hurry up and save him,"
Immediately, Yun Bing put on an expression of ’fury,’ "Damn, it actually dodged our spiritual awareness,"
All of a sudden, the hundred-meter-tall giant jelly-like beast spun around, pointing its butt at the group, and with a loud "PFFFT!!!," it let out a massive, steaming pile of stinky crap, easily two meters tall, splattering all over the ground.
Yun Bing was stunned and said, "This Demon Beast’s stomach has insane digestion, it crapped him out that fast,"
"!" Huangfu Xiangling looked miserable, "*Did Xiao Ye just get pooped out?*"
Looking at the soupy, stinky mess on the ground, sure enough, there were a few scraps of clothing mixed in—giving it a closer look, it really was what Xiao Ye had been wearing.
"Boom!" Huangfu Xiang’s pupils shrank, *Her mind felt like it had been struck by thunder, her whole body shuddering violently in a daze.*
"He...he really got digested. Turned into a pile of watery crap!"
*Her stereotypes about men got shattered all over again, the tragic scene before her washing over and over her impression of men being cold and heartless, like a tsunami sweeping the coast.*
In their place rose the image of Xiao Ye’s heroic shoulders.
This guy might have been kinda flirty and made goofy faces at her, but deep inside, he was truly a once-in-a-lifetime good man, willing to sacrifice himself to save her.
*In all her 28 years, Xiao Ye was the first—and only—person to ever treat her, Huangfu Xiangling, like that.*
"PFFFFFT!!!!" The giant Demon Beast, still facing away from the trio, squeezed out another gigantic load. This time, it really put some muscle into it, launching it like an artillery shell in a perfect arc, smashing onto the ground and exploding into pieces. The watery filth splattered, spraying all over the airborne trio.
Yun Bing and Ziran dodged in a flash, but the stunned Huangfu Xiangling got a faceful and bodyful of the splatter.
Huangfu Xiangling wiped the goo off herself and found a Space Ring hidden inside the mess.
"!"
"Th-this is Xiao Ye’s Space Ring."
Her pretty face froze, eyes blazing with endless fury. Hysterically, she shouted,
"Master, please, kill it! Hack it up a thousand times, skin it, break its bones, rip out its guts, cut its head off and dunk it in a cesspool—let it die the worst possible death!"
"Avenge Xiao Ye!"
Ziran and Yun Bing exchanged looks and smiled at each other, a little surprised at just how well things had worked out.
This scheme was a total success. Man, tricks really do hit deeper than honesty ever could.
"BZZZZZZ!"
Ziran and Yun Bing put on their ’rage faces,’ pointing at the Demon Beast, "Give back my husband’s life,"
"Hey, monster, your life is forfeit,"
Suddenly, a terrifying aura burst from both of them. Two giant energy-based Great Hand Seals, each of a different attribute, took shape above them, slamming down at the Demon Beast like Mount Tai.
"Boom!" "Boom!"
The two massive Great Hand Seals smashed into the Demon Beast one after the other, instantly pulverizing it to dust—not a trace left.
The battlefield returned to calm, leaving just two piles of blown-open stinky mess splattered on the ground.
Huangfu Xiangling unleashed the fastest flying speed of her life, diving straight into the reeking piles, braving the nausea, using her bare hands to dig through the two-meter-tall, soupy, hell-smelling crap, desperately looking for some sign of Xiao Ye.
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Yun Bing and Ziran popped up in front of Xiao Ye.
Ziran’s eyes instinctively darted down, and when she could see clearly, her beautiful eyes widened, her mouth forming a perfect ’O’ big enough to shove in a goose egg.
Yun Bing’s face darkened, and she kicked Xiao Ye, saying, "Cover up, will you? What are you, an exhibitionist?"
"Ziran, stop staring like you’ve never seen one before! With all the movies you watch, this can’t be the first,"
Ziran’s pure, pretty face flushed red, but she snuck a few more peeks at Xiao Ye and said, "No, don’t make up stuff! I never watch those kind of movies,"
Then she looked at Xiao Ye and said, "Xiao Ye, you’re awesome,"
She didn’t even call him Little Xiao anymore—now it was just Xiao Ye.
*Xiao Ye suddenly felt awkward as hell, quickly darting behind a big tree and rummaging through the System’s Space for a change of clothes.*
"Ugh, so gross, I stink," Only now did Huangfu Xiangling’s attention come back to herself. She looked down at her skirt, splattered with soup and watery crap, the stench hitting her like a truck—she was about to puke.
Ziran waved a hand, and a surge of energy swept over, washing Huangfu Xiangling inside and out, as refreshing as spring water. After a few seconds, she was squeaky clean—brand new.
"Thank you, Master!" Huangfu Xiangling said, beaming with joy.
Just then, Xiao Ye, now in a new set of clothes, strolled over from behind the girls and said, "Man, I just saved someone’s life and nearly died myself, and I don’t even get a thank you? That’s just cold,"
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