bookandnovel Chapter 123 Cao Zhengchun Emo, Visiting A Brothel, Collapsed!
Chapter 123 Cao Zhengchun Emo, Visiting A Brothel, Collapsed!
Look at the conditions on the note.
Cao Zhengchun's eyelids twitched violently, and thousands of emotions rushed through his heart, making his face sad and flustered.
Wanwan and Wuqing stood behind him and looked at the contents of the note.
After seeing the conditions on the note, they all froze for a moment, and then let out a very hearty laugh.
"Haha, Eunuch Cao, you are very lucky. The condition you got was to visit brothels and drink flower wine."
There was a strong smile on Wuqing's face, and he was very happy.
She is naturally in a good mood to see her old enemy making a fool of herself with Losing face.
Wanwan couldn't straighten up laughing too.
With one hand on Wuqing's shoulder and the other on his waist, he was out of breath from laughing.
Pointing at Cao Zhengchun, he laughed and said, "Let, let a father-in-law go to the brothel and drink flower wine... Hahaha, this is too bad, no! It should be said, this is too much fun... ...Eunuch Cao, you haven't been to a brothel, you will go to broaden your horizons later..."
Chen Yan also didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he learned that Cao Zhengchun had drawn the conditions.
If an ordinary man gets this condition, it will be very easy, and even wish for it.
But Cao Zhengchun is a eunuch.
Asking him to go shopping in brothels and drink flower wine is embarrassing for him even thinking about it.
"This, this, this condition..."
Cao Zhengchun held the note, his hands were shaking, and he looked at Chen Yan with miserable eyes.
The meaning in that look couldn't be more obvious, it just wanted to ask Chen Yan if he could change the terms.
"no!"
Before Chen Yan opened his mouth, he said coldly: "Our shop is small, and there is no such thing as changing the conditions. The last one who wanted to change the conditions was Yang Xiao, who was vomited blood by our shopkeeper with the sound wave power. Could it be that Eunuch Cao also wanted to change the conditions?" Wanna give it a try?"
Cao Zhengchun was stunned.
The bitterness on his face intensified.
After a long silence, he finally gritted his teeth and rushed out of the fortune-telling hall, heading straight to the brothel in Qixia Town!
"Wow! Eunuch Cao is quite brave. A eunuch is so courageous when he visits the brothel. He is indeed a person who can be the governor of the East Factory!"
Wan Wan watched the excitement and clapped her hands without fear of getting into trouble.
When Cao Zhengchun heard her voice from behind, his feet went limp and he almost fell down.
Depressed and miserable!
This is not called going forward bravely, this is called being brave, there is really no way.
Do you think it would be fun to let me, an old eunuch, go shopping in brothels?
After more than half an hour.
Cao Zhengchun is back.
At this time, he was out of breath, his clothes were messy, and he was extremely embarrassed.
There are still many bright red hickeys on the neck and face, the eyes are frightened, and the body is trembling slightly.
Mouth fluttering, shaking his head constantly, he muttered to himself: "It's terrible, it's really terrible. As soon as I entered the brothel, I took out two ingots of gold ingots, asked the bustard to find me a private room, and called two girls.
I don't know, I don't know if the old bustard lost his mind and called seven or eight women for me.
These women are all gorgeous, they are simply goblins!
As soon as I came up, they came to hug my neck, and sat in my arms. Some kissed me with their mouths, and some even came to take off my clothes!
Damn!
Don't they know whether men and women give or receive kisses?!
Why are you like a pack of female wolves, without the slightest bit of shame, they just came to belittle me!
What's even more exasperating is that there are two tough women who, still directly touched me.
I was so scared that I quickly clamped my legs, otherwise my father-in-law's identity would be revealed!
Chen Xianshi, do you think these women are scary, how can they touch people directly when they come up, and even touch my place, it is simply, it is not decent, it is completely outrageous!"
Cao Zhengchun cursed and cursed.
Recalling the scene where I was surrounded by a group of women and raped, I shuddered.
It's nothing.
After those women touched themselves and tightened their legs, those women looked at him with contempt, as if they were asking if he was okay?
I am your wife!
I am the father-in-law, I am the eunuch!
What if I do?
Can I still be called a eunuch?
woo woo woo...
The eyes of these women are too terrifying, they stare at me one by one.
Hey, becoming a eunuch is not good enough. This is the biggest pain in my heart. Now, if I go to a brothel and drink flowers and wine, I will let a group of women insult me and mock me...
Since when did I, Cao Zhengchun, suffer this kind of grievance? My heart hurts so much, it hurts so much!! My wife hurts so much!!
After Cao Zhengchun spoke, his eyes were red and moist.
He swears that this is definitely the darkest day in his life, and the most difficult memory in his life!
While talking about these, while thinking about these.
He was sad, sad, and collapsed, because Chen Yan provided three thousand collapse points.
Wanwan and Wuqing were also laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten up.
This seemed to be another silent taunt, to make Cao Zhengchun collapse again, and to provide another thousand collapse points!
At this time, he really thinks that women are the scariest and most terrifying creatures in the world...
He could only look at Chen Yan with eyes seeking comfort.
But Chen Yan was not a good person, and he stabbed him directly while smiling: "Eunuch Cao, so many women treat you like wolfs and tigers, but you actually asked for it.
"I, I asked for it?!"
Cao Zhengchun pointed at Own's nose with a dazed expression on his face.
Chen Yan: "Who told you to be too generous? As soon as you entered the door, you gave the old bustard two ingots of gold. The women in the brothel are masters who recognize money but don't recognize people. Drilling directly into your arms, I wish I could eat you directly and suck you dry.
If you go in and search for something, be stingy, and see if any prostitute will give you a second look.
So, these are all you asked for..."
Cao Zhengchun may be regarded as a master in terms of tactics and martial arts, but he is a noob among noobs when it comes to visiting brothels.
After learning from Chen Yan that all the crimes were self-inflicted, I felt a pain in my heart, and collapsed again, contributing 1,000 collapse points...
Chen Yan patted him on the shoulder again, and comforted him softly: "Eunuch Cao, but it can't be all your fault, visiting brothels is a pastime for men.
You are not a man, so it is understandable that you have a little shallow experience in this area.
I!
I!
Can I swear?!
Cao Zhengchun's eyes widened, he looked at his concern and comforted his own Chen Yan, his heart was pained, sad, and collapsed!
I really want to jump up and give Chen Yan two punches!
I go!
Master Chen Xian, you are also called comforting me, you are putting a knife in my body openly and aboveboard!
I'm not a man, you still need to say it in person, you really think that I, Cao Zhengchun, don't want a face, right? I can't get off the stage in person
Thinking of this, Cao Zhengchun blushed angrily, his neck thickened, and angry white smoke spewed out from his nasal cavity and ears.
He glanced at his crotch, clamped it hard, and shrunk his whole body directly into the chair, weak and helpless, completely emo, numb...
It took Cao Zhengchun a long time to regain some energy.
Seeing that he recovered, Chen Yan sat across from him, ready to answer his questions.
After all, Cao Zhengchun has paid so much, and Chen Yan can't let others dove. Some basic professionalism is still required.
Cao Zhengchun took a deep breath, and first he solicited Chen Yan.
Ask Chen Yan if he can join Dongchang, and his status and status are only slightly lower than him.
Chen Yan glanced at his crotch pointingly, shook his head and refused.
"Can you stop talking about your life!! Can you still have fun?!"
Cao Zhengchun's heart, which had been so hard to stabilize, "was faintly unsteady.
Then he clamped his legs tightly, and quickly explained that if Chen Yan joins Dongchang, he can be his personal guest, and he doesn't need to cleanse himself.
Chen Yan still shook his head, expressing that he did not want to join the Imperial Court Vanity Fair.
Cao Zhengchun was very disappointed, but he still didn't give up, and said temptingly: ""Chen Xianshi, maybe you don't know, Hulong Mountain Villa is about to be finished, and the four secret agents of Tiandi Xuanhuang are all missing. !
Moreover, I have grasped his handle and can put him in prison at any time.
As long as he collapses, the mere six gates will be unable to support each other. At that time, our family will have the final say on the entire Great Ming Dynasty Hall.
Master Chen Xian, if you join Dongchang, you will only enjoy endless glory and wealth, endless delicacies from mountains and seas, and endless silks and satins to wear.
Even, after the governor is gone, Dongchang can be handed over to you, making you the first person in Dongchang!
How about these conditions?
Master Chen Xian, are you tempted, do you want to come with our family!"
Chen Yan did not answer Cao Zhengchun's question, but looked at him fixedly, with surprise and doubt in his eyes.
Cao Zhengchun's scalp was numb from this look, and he felt uneasy, and asked anxiously: "Chen, Master Chen, you, why do you look at me like this?
Could it be, could it be that what I said before was wrong?"
Chen Yan unfolded the folding fan, shook it, and picked up the teacup, motioning for Ruqing to pour tea for himself.
After pouring the tea ruthlessly, he took a sip, then looked at Cao Zhengchun, and said with a stern smile: "Eunuch Cao, what you said can't be said to be 100% wrong, at least it can be said to be a daydream.
I'm curious, you are so naive and easy to deceive, how did you manage to secure your position as the top leader of the East Gate after all these years?"
Cao Zhengchun turned pale with shock, and hurriedly asked: "Chen, Immortal Master Chen, I, what did I do wrong, (De Nuo Zhao) please, please tell me!"
Chen Yan waved his folding fan unhurriedly: "What you said just now is not a matter of something wrong, but that there is nothing right at all!
First of all, although the four secret agents of heaven and earth defected to Hulong Villa, they had little impact on Zhu's disregard of strength.
He has been hiding the four secret agents because he did not regard the four as absolute confidants, and he never pinned his hopes on these four.
To put it simply, for the golden dragon chair, Zhu Wuwei made preparations beyond your imagination. Not only did he secretly grasp the crimes of the top ten generals, but he also prepared ruthless characters such as thirty-six celestial gangs and seventy-two earth evil spirits.
More importantly, Eunuch Cao, with all due respect, you completely underestimated Zhu Wushi's personal strength.
If you fight against him, within 20 moves, he can suck you into human jerky, and your strength becomes a part of his strength!"
After hearing Chen Yan's words, Cao Zhengchun's face changed drastically.
The eyes are full of shock and horror!
He didn't expect that Zhu Wushi's ambition was bigger than him, and he wanted to win the throne!
What's more, I didn't expect that Zhu Wushi hid deeper than him, and even the four secret agents were just Zhu Wushi's obvious targets to attract people's attention.
"This, this Zhu Tiedan, is really insidious!
Ben, Ben Duzhu almost caught fire on his Dao C!"
Cao Zhengchun wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Thinking about the naive idea before, I couldn't help feeling panic in my heart, collapsed, and provided a thousand collapse points!.