bookandnovel Chapter 6 Holy crap, Dongfang Bubai?
Chapter 6 Holy crap, Dongfang Bubai?
Gu Bai left with the mask and blood bag.
He hadn't gone far when Magan caught up with him and hugged him affectionately, making him feel a little uncomfortable.
"Dude, you're so skinny, I can feel your bones when I touch you."
"I'm surprised," said the muscular man.
Gu Bai broke free from him: "What do you want?"
Looks like I need to treat myself to something.
"Hey, it's just that I hit it off with my brother the moment I met him, and I really want to make friends with him," said Magan.
"Make friends?"
"Yes, I felt an instant connection with you the moment I saw you. I've decided to be your friend," Magan said excitedly.
No, are humans all this wild now?
Making friends is fine, but why involve sharing your buttocks?
The White Bone Demon involuntarily tightened her buttocks and anus, feeling a bit pressured: "I have something to attend to, so I'll take my leave now."
After saying that, without waiting for Ma Gan's response, he quickly got on the shared bicycle, scanned the code, twisted the throttle, and took off.
Watching Gu Bai fly away, Ma Gan returned home somewhat disappointed.
Old Wang, with his legs crossed, glanced at him and said, "Take it easy. You look so weak. Don't kill yourself one day."
"Don't talk about me, that kid is even thinner than me, it's hard to touch him," said the skinny guy, pursing his lips.
"So, did you succeed?" Old Wang asked.
"That kid is more cautious than any of us. The moment you mention making friends, he runs away like the wind." Ma Gan grumbled, "Buying blood and catgut, everyone knows what he does."
"Then you should stop causing trouble. That kid is probably ruthless."
Old Wang smacked his lips: "So much catgut, three bags of blood at once, how badly must this girl have been beaten? She's probably still recovering, so it's not convenient for you to go."
"Too."
……
Back home, I couldn't wait to open P-Blood.
He lay lazily on the sofa, opened the blood bag, and took a deep breath.
Fragrant!
It smells fucking good!
It smells so damn good!
Gu Bai was intoxicated, feeling his bones soften and his whole body light up.
He couldn't resist and opened the other two bags, taking a satisfying drag all at once.
A moment later, the shrewish woman was convulsing on the sofa, and then... she fainted.
Gu Bai woke up slowly in the early hours of the morning.
He felt full of energy, and his bones seemed to have hardened.
He hurried to the bedroom and took off his leather jacket.
"Hehehe, things have changed."
"Hehehe, something's growing on my bone, and it's bluish-green! Does that mean my bone growth is about to usher in spring...?"
"Damn, I forgot to wash my leather jacket these past couple of days, and it's gotten moldy."
The skeletal figure, dragging a leather jacket, sat dejectedly under the shower, forlornly scrubbing the jacket.
Something was full of strength, something hardened.
It's all a fucking illusion.
孽 孽!
I thought it was a huge explosion of bone-based products, but it turned out to be a huge mold problem with my leather jacket.
After painstakingly washing the leather jacket, I dried it with a hairdryer.
After working until dawn, I dried my leather jacket, tidied up the trash, and got ready to go out.
buzz
A soft buzzing sound came from the window. Gu Bai looked over and saw two mosquitoes near the window.
I'm on the eighth floor, how come you guys can fly up here?
Who exactly is the demon?
Gu Bai was too lazy to pay attention to them. He had to go buy pork now. If he was late, he wouldn't earn any money today, and he wouldn't be able to afford blood bags in the future.
I rode a tricycle to the slaughterhouse.
The area was packed with butchers, some of whom were complaining that they had signs but couldn't get any pork.
Everyone in the crowd was wearing masks, covering themselves up completely.
The smell of disinfectant was everywhere, dispelling the lingering warmth of the air.
Gu Bai, also wearing a mask, arrived at Liu Wu's factory, just as the two security guards finished their inspection and left.
"Another inspection?" Gu Bai asked.
"That's right," Liu Wu sighed. "We have to do inspections every day now, it's exhausting, but there's no other way."
"Still messing around with dead people? Where are there any dead people?" The White Bone Demon was quite sensitive to dead people, and didn't know if it was new or not.
If you don't harm others, there should still be some yang energy left at the scene, right?
You can blend into the crowd, sneak a puff, and enjoy a quick smoke.
After all, no matter how big the event, it doesn't stop people from joining in the fun. With so many people around, they're unlikely to notice him.
Having just tasted human blood, the White Bone Demon is somewhat addicted.
"Cough cough." Liu Wu choked on the smoke. "No one died, it's just that there are a lot of mosquitoes lately. I disinfected all night and didn't sleep a wink. Hurry up and get the pork away, I need to go back to sleep."
They loaded the pork onto a tricycle and rode away.
Upon arriving at the market, one is greeted not only by middle-aged women but also by middle-aged security guards and a junior security officer.
"Little Gu is here!" Aunt Qin's eyes lit up, and she exclaimed with delight.
"Boss Gu."
A middle-aged security guard shouted a warning.
"What's wrong?" Gu Bai asked nervously as he got out of the car.
Did Old Wang get caught and reveal his blood-buying scheme?
"I just came to tell Boss Gu that we should sell pork at yesterday's price and not raise it," the middle-aged security guard said. "It's a regulation from above; raising prices arbitrarily will result in fines."
"Understood, understood," Gu Bai replied quickly.
"Why should I? I'm willing to pay a high price. My family hasn't had meat for five days, and my child cries every day," a woman bundled up in warm clothes said unhappily.
"Exactly! Ladies in front, you just bought this meat yesterday, how dare you keep queuing?"
"Have you no shame? You practically have a whole pig stockpiled at home, and you still want to buy more?"
Aunt Qin was displeased: "I eat a lot and I spend money to buy meat, what's it to you? If you're so capable, come and line up earlier! If you want meat but don't get up early, you deserve to not be able to buy it."
"Is that what you call getting up early? Knowing to queue up, only you guys would do that."
"..."
Xiao Liu quickly grabbed a megaphone and shouted, "A batch of pork will be delivered this afternoon, and the price will be cheaper. Those who are not in a hurry can wait a little longer. There is plenty of pork in reserve, so don't worry."
"Reserves? Frozen pork? It doesn't taste as good as fresh pork," someone muttered.
But some people are frugal and don't care about frozen pork.
Aunt Qin and the others hesitated for a moment, then decided to wait for the frozen pork in the afternoon. They had indeed stocked up on quite a lot, so there was no rush to buy more.
"Line up properly and cooperate with the security guards. Don't make a scene, or I'll take you back and eat you myself," Gu Bai shouted, and the crowd finally calmed down.
Seeing his cooperation, Xiao Liu smiled and developed a slight liking for him.
Gu Bai quickly cut the pork, limiting each person to a maximum of two jin.
The pig was sold out quickly, and Gu Bai happily pocketed the money.
One bag of blood a day, and still some money left over, I'm living quite comfortably.
They packed up their stall and left with the trash.
As I approached the trash can, the buzzing of mosquitoes filled the air, and two rather oblivious mosquitoes flew over.
How could you bring yourself to harm the White Bone Demon?
She's not a picky eater at all!
He picked up a small piece of bone, flicked his wrist, and the bone flew out, piercing two mosquitoes, which then landed steadily in the trash can.
"Two disgraceful acts."
Gu Bai cursed. He hadn't even gotten a drop of human blood. What a disgrace to the mosquito. He had thought he could at least get a bite.
He left the trash behind and rode away on his bike.
In the crowd not far away, a young man rubbed his eyes and exclaimed, "Holy crap, Dongfang Bubai?"
He jogged to the trash can, picked up the trash, and looked at the tiny bone fragments, as thin as toothpicks, with two mosquitoes crawling on them.
"They say there are hidden masters among ordinary people, but I never expected to find one right here." The young man took out a transparent bag from his pocket and put the bone fragments and mosquitoes in it.