bookandnovel Chapter 439 Do You Dare To Swear?
Chapter 439 Do You Dare To Swear?
Just when the whole world was turning its attention to Japan and wanted to see how Yosuke Bunpyei would deal with the bombing of the Yasukuni Sacred Toilet.
However, Japanese officials suddenly announced a press conference, saying that the real culprit had been found.
News media from various countries were very curious about this and sent reporters to the press conference.
Zhao Yan took his work permit and entered the press conference smoothly.
His current identity is a reporter for a news media in China.
He was very curious when he heard that the Japanese official said that the real murderer had been found.
Logically speaking, there should be no flaws left.
The main purpose of coming to the scene this time is to listen to what the Japanese side has to say. If there is any adverse evidence, we will take the opportunity to destroy it.
Time passed slowly, and soon the scene was crowded with reporters.
Bunpei Yosuke dressed in formal attire and slowly walked onto the stage.
"Ahem, friends from the media, nice to meet you."
"Now, I will give a statement on the bombing of the Yasukuni Sacred Toilet."
After a brief hello, Bunpei Yosuke continued.
"The real culprit behind this incident first disguised himself as Commander Opton of the Yamazawa base, and then took a certain pilot to the sky above Tokyo and launched a missile to blow up the Yasukuni Shrine."
As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar on the scene.
I didn't expect the truth to be like this.
A Japanese reporter quickly asked: "Mr. Prime Minister, are you saying that the person who blew up the Jingguo Sacred Toilet was not an American?"
"Yes, everything is a conspiracy by others to destroy the friendship between our two countries."
Bunpei Yosuke answered with a determined expression.
"Mr. Prime Minister, I wonder what evidence you have to prove your statement?" A reporter from Bangzi Country asked politely.
There is nothing they don’t hate about the Japanese country.
Bunpei Yosuke glanced at the reporter: "Of course there is evidence, please take a look."
He motioned to his subordinates below to bring over a laptop.
Then the surveillance video sent by Opton began to play.
"Look, this is a surveillance video from the base. Two Commanders Opton clearly appear in the video. Doesn't this explain the problem?"
A reporter from China questioned: "How do you determine the authenticity of the surveillance video?"
Bunpei Yosuke said with some displeasure: "The video has been tested by our professionals and it is indeed real. If China doesn't believe it, you can come and check it."
He can still guarantee this.
Hearing this, the Chinese reporter fell silent.
At this time, a reporter from an ugly country asked: "Who is the real culprit behind this?"
"This is the big news I'm going to say next. After our rigorous investigation, we found out that the identity of the real culprit behind the scenes is not simple!"
Bunpei Yosuke continued in disbelief: "He is actually involved with both China and Bangzi Country. I can't believe how these two countries could do such unscrupulous things!"
Chinese reporter: "??"
Bangzi reporter: "??"
The entire scene fell into an eerie silence.
Reporters from other countries looked at reporters from China and Bangzi Country in surprise, not expecting that the other side could be so ferocious.
The reporter from Bangzi Country turned red: "Slander! What evidence do you have?"
The Chinese reporter also looked indignant: "Humph, Mr. Prime Minister is really good at throwing dirty water. We in China are a country of etiquette. How could we do such a thing? Or is it such a low-level cooperation with the Bangzi Country?"
Bangzi reporter: "?"
Bunpei Yosuke smiled slightly, "Of course there is evidence."
He found evidence that had been forged long ago in his computer and showed it to reporters from various countries.
The reporters at the scene looked at each other in disbelief.
It's actually true?
You really know people, faces but not hearts.
Zhao Yan's black-bone chicken and mackerel.
Is this so-called evidence?
Damn, I didn’t expect the Japanese people to be so cunning and even forge evidence.
He just heard this guy talking about China and almost thought he was exposed.
Seeing that the reporters at the scene were about to be fooled, Zhao Yan quickly asked: "Mr. Prime Minister, can you ensure the authenticity of the evidence?"
Bunping Yosuke glanced over: "What are you talking about? Will I, the Prime Minister of Japan, fabricate evidence?"
Zhao Yan smiled playfully.
He rolled his eyes and continued to ask: "Then do you dare to swear to God? For example, if you lie, all the citizens of the Japanese country will stand on their heads and have diarrhea."
"If you swear, I will believe you."
Hearing this, Bunping Yosuke was slightly startled.
Then he smiled nonchalantly and said: "Of course, no problem. If I forge evidence to deceive the public, I will make all Japanese citizens stand upside down and urinate!"
It was just an oath. For an atheist like him, he had made countless so-called oaths.
It won’t be effective anyway, so there’s nothing to be afraid of.
The reporters present couldn't help but feel more convinced when they heard Bunpyei Yosuke swearing such a vicious oath.
A strange smile appeared on Zhao Yan's lips.
Find the curse card drawn previously in the system.
Designated areas - worldwide.
Curse - all Japanese citizens stand upside down and have diarrhea.
OK to use.
An invisible wave swept across the world quickly.
At this moment, Bunpei Yosuke, who had just finished swearing a poisonous oath on the stage, suddenly felt a strange force that made him stand on his head involuntarily.
Immediately afterwards there was a strong urge to defecate.
He was horrified, and just as he was about to speak, a series of popping sounds rang out quickly, and something indescribable spurted out instantly!
The force was so strong that it penetrated the pants and shot straight into the sky!
The reporters at the scene smelled the stench at the tip of their noses and looked at Bunpei Yosuke who kept squirting, dumbfounded.
"Ah! Help me!" Bunping Yosuke shouted for help.
The stunned subordinates in the audience reacted instantly and were about to step forward to save people. Unexpectedly, they involuntarily stood on their heads and then sprayed...
Some Japanese reporters in the audience also stood on their heads with horrified faces and began to follow the Prime Minister's footsteps and become happy Splatoons.
The reporters from other countries next to him suddenly suffered.
"Oh, Maiga!"
"Fuck!"
"Xiba!"
"Hell, did the poisonous oath come true just after I swore it?"
"God has appeared!"
"Damn it, the vow I made before won't come true, will it?"
"Ah! It stinks!"
"Son of a bitch, spray on me!"
There was chaos at the press conference. Journalists from all over the world were like headless chickens. No one was there to maintain order.
This is the base camp of the Japanese country, so most of them are Japanese people.
But at this time, their faces were all twisted, and they were squirting.
Fortunately, Zhao Yan was prepared and quietly came to the door after using the curse card.
After seeing Bunpei Yosuke start squirting, he wisely opened the door and ran out.
It turned out to be scarier outside.
On the street not far away, many Japanese people were standing upside down and urinating in confusion and pain.
Some are couples making out, just kissing on the mouth, and the next second they are holding hands and squirting together.
Some people who were driving suddenly stopped and stood upside down next to the car and started to have diarrhea.
What's even worse is that in a small movie shooting scene, the male and female protagonists, who were naked, were flying freely because there was no cover.
It even fell into my mouth accidentally...
The entire Japanese country was like a hell on earth.
Everywhere is filled with a foul smell.
The popping sounds came and went, as if playing a moving piece of music.
Zhao Yan covered his nose and quickly took out the hearse, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Mud, almost killed himself.