Chapter 249 This Is A Title
Chapter 249 This Is A Title
"...In the end, under my command, the tactical arrangements were extremely reasonable, and the Dynasty's Hand was able to perform as much as possible without any worries, and finally won."
"So for this championship, Dynasty's hand will take 60% of the credit, and I will take 50%!"
"Eh?" The school girl was confused: "Wouldn't this total exceed the limit?"
Croton said: "Others have zero effect, they are a drag, they are a drag, and the total is less than 10%."
"That's it!" The school girl admired: "Senior Ba is so awesome! It turns out that you are the key candidate to win the championship hidden behind the scenes!"
Badou waved his hand: "Hey, keep a low profile! I only tell you this kind of thing, just don't talk nonsense!"
The school girl nodded heavily, her fair and delicate face turning redder and redder, which made Croton feel fierce in his heart.
As a result, the junior girl's pink lips opened and closed: "Well, senior... do you have Senior Chen Ming's WeChat account..."
"Ah?" Badou was stunned.
The junior girl quickly said: "Oh no, no, this is what a friend of mine wants. What I want to say is, Senior Croton, are you free tonight? I would like to treat you to a meal."
"I'm free, I'm free!" Badou nodded excitedly, "I'm so free! I'm free at any time! I'm free at night, and I'm free in the early morning!"
When the school girl saw this, she smiled softly, becoming more and more beautiful, and she left her phone number.
"Then, Senior Ba, see you tonight~!"
"Hehe, see you tonight, hehe..."
Badou smiled stupidly and waved, watching the school girl leave.
In the morning breeze, the schoolgirl's bouncing ponytail, swaying skirt, and beautiful calves wrapped in knee socks were all clearly visible.
This pure, lively and sparkling sweet air made the tiger in Croton's heart roar.
However, Croton is obviously also a person who is good at reflecting on himself.
After recalling what he had just said, Badou suddenly woke up and remembered what Chen Ming said——
As a genius, you must have the qualities of a genius. When a school girl comes to see you, do you squat on the roadside with your big teeth bared and have fun, or do you light up a cigarette with a faint smile?
When Badou thought about it, the cigarette he lit was taken away by the teacher!
After that, I seemed to be stupid and enthusiastic, unilaterally attacking my schoolmates!
He began to reflect, was he too enthusiastic? Have you lost all your qualities as a genius? !
Thinking of this, Badou broke out in a cold sweat. He seemed to be no different from "a silly person with his teeth stuck out"!
"If this continues, I will definitely be disliked by my schoolmates!"
The clever Badou immediately clicked on Bihu and started searching: "If you don't understand, just ask, my school girl took the initiative to invite me to dinner, what should I do?"
Soon, there was an answer:
"Thank you for the invitation. I am in the United States and I just got off the plane. I am studying for a Ph.D. and have just finished class, so I barely took the time to answer this question. As a handsome guy, I have a lot of insights into this question. In a word, if you take it seriously, you will lose. The other party can manipulate you at will. Emotions, how do you win? No matter what the other party says, showing your cold attitude, 'I don't care at all' can help you solve 99% of the difficulties. There are too many acquaintances in the circle, and they have disappeared."
"Hiss~!"
Badou gasped, shocked by the other party's pretentious aura through the network cable.
"Cold attitude! I don't care! Isn't this similar to what Brother Ming said?"
Badou instantly understood.
At this moment, no one knows how to get in touch with school girls better than him!
That night.
The rich second-generation Croton booked a private room at a three-star restaurant.
Candlelight dinner, cups and plates intertwined.
A lonely man and a widow, full of affection.
I don't know if it was Chao's ability that worked, or if the school girl was really moved.
Anyway, when dinner was approaching, the school girl suddenly had red eyes and sobbed slightly: "Actually, my parents died unexpectedly when I was very young. No one has ever been so kind to me..."
Seeing the sobbing face of the girl from Zhuhuo Middle School, Badou suddenly panicked.
He wanted to comfort him, but he didn't know how to comfort his junior sister's sadness.
Just when his heart felt soft, he remembered Chen Ming's teachings and the experiences of his predecessors.
It seems that my emotions are completely controlled by my school girl again! Seriously, you lose!
At that moment, he had an epiphany.
Badou said coldly: "What does it have to do with me? I don't care at all!"
"...?"
The school girl looked up, confused.
At that moment, she was even more silent than Kang Qiao.
Then there is no more.
…
Oh no, and then and then.
"Wuwu, Jiajia, please forgive me, I don't dare to do it anymore, wuwu..."
"..."
Seeing Croton writhing like a maggot on the bed, Chen Ming felt a nagging feeling in his heart.
I originally thought that Croton was a licker, or that Croton was being manipulated by a bad woman, but he didn't expect that it was Croton who had a problem with his brain.
In the end, he could only comfort him: "Actually, it's a blessing in disguise. Then why do I feel like the school girl is here with a purpose when I hear it? It's okay to leave."
Badou was filled with grief and anger: "You don't understand! She's different! She's not after my money or the championship or anything! She said I'm handsome and gentle!"
"That's so fucking different! You have to tell the Tiger King about this. You two must have something in common now!"
Chen Ming pointed out a clear path for him, this mutual help called dog-licking. skr~
…
Originally, Chen Ming thought that this matter was over, but he did not expect that there would be a follow-up.
On this day, he returned to the dormitory and found that Xiang Xiaoyuan was wearing women's clothing.
Forget it, what's even more outrageous is that Croton is actually attacking him!
Chen Ming just opened the door: Shocked cat.jpg+Subway old man’s mobile phone.jpg.
Seeing Chen Ming suddenly come back, the two of them were as panicked as if the man who had suffered an affair suddenly came home.
Chen Ming took a breath of air: "You city people still know how to play. I think I came at the wrong time. I will withdraw first and you continue."
Chen Ming felt that he was often out of tune with them because he was not perverted enough.
Shouted to Xiaoyuan: "Brother Ming! Listen to our explanation!"
Croton also realized that the current situation between the two of them seems to be easily misunderstood.
Badou laughed dumbly: "Brother Ming, you have misunderstood. You don't think we are gay when you look at us like this, right?"
"Ah, did I misunderstand?" Chen Ming scratched his head and relaxed, otherwise he might have to move out of the dormitory to save Juhua.
But speaking of it, although Mr. Xiang is too soft and delicate, Chen Ming, who has been with him day and night, can confirm that this guy is actually a straight man.
"Yes, yes. You misunderstood us." Badou said seriously.
"We are not gay, I just want him to be my girlfriend."
".....goodbye."
"I won't interrupt, I'm leaving."
Chen Ming turned around and left.
"You can't leave!"
Croton grabbed his arm.
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