I'm Going Crazy Because I Can't Contract With The Heroic Spirit.

Chapter 178 Lighting The Toilet



Chapter 178 Lighting The Toilet

Originally, judging from the first simulation, Chen Ming's script should be "Rebirth in the Animal World: I am a Greedy Snake."

As a result, due to a combination of circumstances, it turned out to be "the overbearing emperor singled out me."

In his previous life, he practiced hard for more than fifty years, and finally died under the hooves of a monster!

Now, he leads three thousand soldiers, and the Dragon King returns!

The gap is not huge.

It fully embodies "one fate, two luck and three feng shui".

Self-reliance and self-improvement are just a matter of having fun. If you really want to get rich, you have to rely on others.

Now that he has returned to his hometown in fine clothes, it must be a swagger.

The morale of the military formation condensed into a bloody ferocious beast, accompanied by the sound of soldiers stepping on their feet, it seemed to be roaring in the mountains and forests.

Some weak monsters will even be stunned to death from a distance by this momentum.

The soldiers opened up the wilderness all the way, sweeping through the mountains and forests, ignoring the terrain and monsters, and walked straight into the depths of the Lianxing Mountains.

Chen Ming led so many elite soldiers back to Lianxingqunling, naturally not to show off "back home".

Instead, calculating the time, Shanbao, who caused the entire core area of ​​the Lianxing Mountains to riot in his previous life, should be born.

Although Ying Zheng was extremely extravagant in training him, it is not an exaggeration to call him "the power of the whole country".

Even a pig can feed heavenly materials and earthly treasures to heaven, let alone this dragon that is connected to the destiny of the country?

Therefore, his strength has already skyrocketed to unknown heights.

Chen Ming himself felt that he might have been similar to the God Killer in his heyday.

As for why after eating all kinds of "delicacies from mountains and seas", I still miss the side dishes of Lianxingqunling.

The main reason is that he died because of this in his previous life. Now that he has the strength, he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't take it.

At the very least, we have to see what Shanbao is, right?

On the other hand, it is extremely quiet and contemplative.

I have been in the palace for who knows how many years, and I want to come out for some air.

As the army marched to the depths of the mountains, except for a few extremely stubborn monsters who came to die, all the other monsters stayed away.

After all, although monsters are cruel and bloodthirsty, their survival instinct will keep them away from irresistible dangers.

After a while of noise, except for the sound of marching, the surroundings were quiet.

As they get closer to the core area of ​​the Lianxing Mountains, many monster beasts that have developed a lot of intelligence have fear in their eyes, watching the army from a distance.

Now that Shanbao is about to be born, its mysterious rhythm is emanating, attracting many big monsters. Even if the army is pressing down, it can't keep them all away.

What's even more amazing is that Chen Ming found that his blood flow accelerated and his body's blood vessels trembled instinctively.

My body seems to be longing for that kind of thing!

This made Chen Ming feel hopeful.

What level of treasures from heaven and earth can have such a strong attraction to me now?

I thought I was just going out for a walk to get some fresh air, but I didn't expect that the mountain treasure I had caught in my previous life could actually have an effect on this life.

Suddenly, the sound of chirping dragons and eagles that shocked the mountains was heard in the distance, and the smell of blood came from afar.

Realizing that something was unusual, the experienced veteran who led the army immediately issued an order.

The herald at the edge hoisted a flag.

All the soldiers immediately activated their concealment skills, and with the connection of the military forces, they all became one.

The evil aura of the military formation, which was used as a deterrent, was restrained. The three thousand soldiers lay low, and their aura was undetectable.

Several scouts who were scattered in all directions to explore the road also returned one after another and reported to the general the situation ahead.

A small officer came to the sedan chair where Chen Ming was sitting to report.

Ahead there is a big demon killing a group of demons with blood.

Chen Ming was a little surprised. He didn't expect that the timing was so good.

[You led the army to the depths of the Lianxing Mountains, and it happened that the big demon slaughtered the demons with blood, intending to monopolize the mountain treasure. 】

[Then he hid his presence with the army, and waited for a bloody battle between the demons and the snipe and the clam, and then the fisherman could profit. 】

Although Chen Ming also experienced a bloody massacre in his previous life, his strength was too weak at that time.

Before things could develop any further, he was trampled to death by the panicked demon group.

So he couldn't tell what would happen next.

It is even unknown whether the three overlord monsters will fight to the death or share the mountain treasure with each other.

[To find out the situation, you send more scouts. 】

[Although the three great demons joined forces to slay the demon group with blood, other powerful demon beasts also resisted desperately. 】

[For a time, the mountains and rivers collapsed and blood flowed into rivers, and the fight was inextricable. 】

[A day later, the movement gradually disappeared. 】

[You were just waiting for the three overlord monsters to fight each other, but you suddenly sensed the crisis. 】

[I and others were finally discovered. 】

[Countless golden arrow feathers fell from the sky, and a golden mountain eagle hovered in the sky and looked down. 】

[Faced with attacks, you choose...]

[A. Counterattack immediately B. Give in temporarily C. Request support D. Intervene personally]

A large golden eagle kept circling in the sky, its cold eyes locked on the army below.

Because of the concealment method of the military formation, it had previously ignored the extremely far places.

Now the group of monsters were running away to death. While killing the fleeing monsters, it was sweeping around and naturally discovered the army.

It instinctively sensed that these soldiers were difficult to deal with, so it raised the sharp golden arrow feathers on its body and shot them down.

As soon as Chen Ming raised his head, he saw the golden eagle through the sedan.

Its wingspan is tens of meters, and its footing is like a mountain peak.

Back then, during the first simulation, Chen Ming was chased down a waterfall by Flathead Brother, and a golden eagle tried to kill him.

Now that decades have passed, this overlord demon is probably the transformed golden eagle.

The flat-headed brother has been hung up and beaten by him, and this big golden-haired chicken cannot be let go!

[You choose to fight back immediately! 】

The three thousand elite soldiers led by several fierce generals, with a wave of Ying Zheng's hand, could help him directly overwhelm the entire Lianxing Mountains.

The main reason why Chen Ming didn't just lead his military exploits into the demon group was because he cherished every elite soldier.

These soldiers have experienced hundreds of battles and are capable of attacking cities and demolishing strongholds.

Chen Ming must have used it carefully to reduce their casualties as much as possible.

But this doesn't mean that a big demon can fly around above their heads.

Without Chen Ming's instructions, he faced the rain of golden arrows in the sky.

The three thousand soldiers shouted in unison.

"kill!!"

The silent army just now turned into ferocious beasts that picked out monsters and devoured them.

A ferocious beast condensed with evil energy gathered above the army and roared towards the sky.

The arrow feathers all over the sky were immediately rushed to pieces, without any impact on the soldiers!

The powerful air flow caused by the roar of this military spirit ferocious beast even made the mountain eagle stun.

It gave a long chirp and immediately ran away.

How come a group of monsters suddenly appeared at a glance!

However, it is not so easy for it to leave.

General Bai, who led an army, bent his bow, and the aura of the army turned into a giant holding a bow.

As all the soldiers shouted in unison, an arrow shot up into the sky with boundless military might.

"Bah!"

The mountain eagle roared again, but this time there was no fierceness, but panic and desolation.

Its right wing was penetrated and exploded, and the endless rain of blood wetted a mountain forest, and it also fell diagonally.

Chen Ming looked at it pitifully and shook his head.

Why don't you pretend to be cool? Are you pretending to be over my head?

It's just like lighting up the toilet - looking for shit!


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